Maestro Joda

-I'm deshydrated, Master

- Mmm.. If hydrate you want, drink urine you must.

- [Laughs] ... And this is a silly who will save us of the Empire?

Juego de Toros

- Are you entertaining, huh?. I just read "A Game of Bulls". Did you read it?
- Oh, yes. I read it. I also read the second one:"A Clash of Calves". And the third one."A Storm of Horns". And now, I read the fourth one:"A Feast for Cows". They are very gooouuuood!

(nota: la traducción para el nombre de cada libro fue distinta para cada idioma, pero mantiene su relación con la viñeta. Fíjese no más, y ríase 2x1, gratis)

Brisa Marina

-... I hope ... the smell of rancid seafood, hopefully the air conditioning with smell of sea breeze.

Novia Nueva

- Do not you think it's premature to introduce your new girlfriend your parents? ...Where you told me she works?

Aspirina

 - Attention, everyone, there was a spill of acetylsalicylic acid in the hospital. We Proceed with the evacuation of all. How do you feel?

- Excellent!

- Better than ever!

- Happy!

- Perfect!

- Nothing hurts!

Clown or Clone?

- Now you can not complain, Martinez. We hire the "Clown" you asked to help you with the memos.
- I asked a "Clone", head, ... a "Clone" !!

Dr. Octopus

- The Original idea of Dr. Octopus