viernes, 12 de julio de 2013

Señora, adelante!

Viñeta Coloreada en CMYK:

y la misma Coloreada en RGB


(Tenía serios problemas de formato de colores, y un consejo de mi amigo ficticio, Alberto Montt, me hizo ver que mi daltonismo no es tan grave. 
Aprovecho de saludar a mi amigo Malaimagen, quien me ha dado algunos consejilios.)

viernes, 17 de mayo de 2013

Super Viernes


- Today is finally Friday, Guys. How about your week?
- Baaa! I had a dark week.
- And for me, the week just flew by.

miércoles, 15 de mayo de 2013

Chancho Mal Pelado

- ... The public transport each 6 or 8 month. The UTM, every months. The gasoline, every weeks. The UF, every days... And only the salaries's fixes are one time in the year, with a little bit of lucky.
- ... And then, my housekeeper lost too.
- ... and, what thing left to me?

viernes, 3 de mayo de 2013

Sexo en el Trabajo

- Hey, The Electronic Newspaper says: "Studies show that Sex between coworkers improves productivity". Mmm, I don't know.. Should be put into practice..

martes, 30 de abril de 2013

Cara de Palo

Let me say you something: You are an Instructor so irresponsible! How you may have forgotten something as small as the Our Place's Key!


viernes, 26 de abril de 2013

Cama Nueva


- ...and finally, we have this luxury model, very comfortable, designed for young couples like you. We have it in 2 plz. and King size.

lunes, 22 de abril de 2013

Los Alternativos


In 90's... Then, in 2010's;
- Look at that weir guy. They call themselves "Alternative".

jueves, 18 de abril de 2013

Ave César

Every morning, In Sanhattann we can hear the offer morning for sandwishes:
- The Ave Mayo
- The Ave Palta
- ...and The Ave César..? 

martes, 5 de marzo de 2013

Héroes de Guerra!

 - ...And those Reggetoners, so full of jewels and medals?
 - They are decorated soldiers of Evo Morales. Would not surprise me that now He want take a the world tour with them.

viernes, 1 de marzo de 2013

Error de Cálculo

- Hey, We can swear front the Haya Court was never our intention to enter Chile.
We are only a simple highland border military, Mr. Minister.

lunes, 25 de febrero de 2013

Fría y Calculadora


- I like the new companion. They say that She is Cold and Calculating. You saw her "buttons"?
- Hey! Measure your words. Women are not your thing.
- Hey! I have Ink for these things.

jueves, 21 de febrero de 2013

Serru Xin



- Well, Welcome to the team. It's nice to have a new partner abroad, especially from China. Come, over here is your workplace.
- This chinese has me worried. Did you see his resume? They say it is of the "Saw" Dynasty: "Floor Saw".

martes, 19 de febrero de 2013

Cortes Programados

- The Water Company said the Breaks of the Pipes were scheduled: Yesterday affected to the Villages that begin with the letter "R": Recoleta and Renca. Today affects to the Villages beginning with "S": San Joaquin, San Ramón, San Miguel and Santiago. And tomorrow, it will affect those tat begin with "T": ...TOTAL.
C´mon there, in Study ! 

viernes, 15 de febrero de 2013

Dimisión

- Chao! - Adios! Au Revoir! Addio! Bye! Sayonara! I..no more! I give up!
- ...Where are you going? 600 years ago that a Pope don't give up from a Casserole! Last of all, we will all die!!
- Chicken!!
- Coward!!

lunes, 11 de febrero de 2013

Humo Blanco

(TV :) "... and following the tradition of the Conclave, the cardinals, by the afternoon, wearing a Surplice and sang the "Veni Creator" in the Pauline Chapel..."
- Wow!! Did you hear? They will dress as rockers and will play "Veni" of the Band "Kreator"! Waw!!



viernes, 8 de febrero de 2013

Empleado del Mes



Since Ajnar came to this office, month by month, he was selected as "Employee of the Month".
Do not even bother holding two hands and one eye for chatting.

viernes, 1 de febrero de 2013

Nuestras "Cositas"

- Give me your atention, please. Begins the Closing doors.
Be careful with your belongings, things and "stuff"..
<<In a world without Original Sin, would increase our concerns>>

martes, 29 de enero de 2013

Maestro Joda


-I'm deshydrated, Master
- Mmm.. If hydrate you want, drink urine you must.
- [Laughs] ... And this is a silly who will save us of the Empire?

jueves, 24 de enero de 2013

Juego de Toros

- Are you entertaining, huh?. I just read "A Game of Bulls". Did you read it?
- Oh, yes. I read it. I also read the second one:"A Clash of Calves". And the third one."A Storm of Horns". And now, I read the fourth one:"A Feast for Cows". They are very gooouuuood!

(nota: la traducción para el nombre de cada libro fue distinta para cada idioma, pero mantiene su relación con la viñeta. Fíjese no más, y ríase 2x1, gratis)

martes, 22 de enero de 2013

Brisa Marina

-... I hope ... the smell of rancid seafood, hopefully the air conditioning with smell of sea breeze.

miércoles, 16 de enero de 2013

Novia Nueva

- Do not you think it's premature to introduce your new girlfriend your parents? ...Where you told me she works?

jueves, 10 de enero de 2013

Aspirina

 - Attention, everyone, there was a spill of acetylsalicylic acid in the hospital. We Proceed with the evacuation of all. How do you feel?
- Excellent!
- Better than ever!
- Happy!
- Perfect!
- Nothing hurts!

martes, 8 de enero de 2013

Clown or Clone?


- Now you can not complain, Martinez. We hire the "Clown" you asked to help you with the memos.
- I asked a "Clone", head, ... a "Clone" !!