Empleado del Mes

Since Ajnar came to this office, month by month, he was selected as "Employee of the Month".
Do not even bother holding two hands and one eye for chatting.

El Rey del Cachipún

- Papers !!

- Scissors! I Won!!   May I go now?!

Nuestras "Cositas"

- Give me your atention, please. Begins the Closing doors.

Be careful with your belongings, things and "stuff"..

<<In a world without Original Sin, would increase our concerns>>

Maestro Joda

-I'm deshydrated, Master

- Mmm.. If hydrate you want, drink urine you must.

- [Laughs] ... And this is a silly who will save us of the Empire?

Juego de Toros

- Are you entertaining, huh?. I just read "A Game of Bulls". Did you read it?
- Oh, yes. I read it. I also read the second one:"A Clash of Calves". And the third one."A Storm of Horns". And now, I read the fourth one:"A Feast for Cows". They are very gooouuuood!

(nota: la traducción para el nombre de cada libro fue distinta para cada idioma, pero mantiene su relación con la viñeta. Fíjese no más, y ríase 2x1, gratis)

Brisa Marina

-... I hope ... the smell of rancid seafood, hopefully the air conditioning with smell of sea breeze.

Novia Nueva

- Do not you think it's premature to introduce your new girlfriend your parents? ...Where you told me she works?

Aspirina

 - Attention, everyone, there was a spill of acetylsalicylic acid in the hospital. We Proceed with the evacuation of all. How do you feel?

- Excellent!

- Better than ever!

- Happy!

- Perfect!

- Nothing hurts!

Clown or Clone?

- Now you can not complain, Martinez. We hire the "Clown" you asked to help you with the memos.
- I asked a "Clone", head, ... a "Clone" !!

Dr. Octopus

- The Original idea of Dr. Octopus